
When I was a nanny, I had a wonderful nanny-friend named Rachel. She was/is the most awesome person to hang out with. Whenever I was having a bad day she would ask me if I was having a "Pickle Day". Apparently, in her world... pickles are bad. To this day, whenever we chat with each other, there is a pickle mentioned somewhere in the conversation. "Hope you have a pickle-free day!", etc...
Today, my day was full of pickles. My pickle was in the form of my sweet Maggie. Let's just say she was a bit of a dill pickle. Sour. No fun.
For those of you who happen to know my Maggie, know that she is stubborn, hard headed, and strong willed. I am not used to this kind of child, as Alli was the complete opposite. She was a sweet, non-confrontational, easy going little toddler. Maggie is a 'just desserts' of sorts, for me judging other people's bad parenting skills with their two year old. (Whenever you start to criticize any one's parenting.... BEWARE.... you might get a Maggie... just FYI.)
It started off that Maggie didn't want to wear diapers. She didn't want to wear a pull-up. She only wanted to wear panties. That may sound good, as we are really trying to potty train that child, BUT.... she didn't want to sit on the potty. No matter what I did to get her to sit on the potty, she would scream and yell "NO, NO, NO!" the entire time she was on the pot. No reward was enticing enough for this kid to just sit on the pot with a happy little smile. As soon as I got her off of the toilet she would pee in her panties, and throw a huge fit that she was wet. This happened 4 times within a 3 hour period. Sounds fun huh?
Finally I was done with the whole shenanigans, and tried putting her in a diaper or a pull-up. The fit that ensued lasted over an hour and a half. Screaming, wailing, and gnashing of teeth. That girl didn't want to wear anything put panties. I won the round. She wore a diaper, very reluctantly
For the rest of the day, I kept asking her if she wanted to sit on the potty, because she could wear panties again if she did. "NO" was her final answer.
Then came the struggle with getting dressed. She wanted to wear clothes..... and was throwing a fit because she didn't have any on, however, she didn't want to wear anything in her drawers. Try to solve that one.
Nap time too was another horrible adventure with that child. "It's Morning Time!!" is her valid excuse for not wanting to sleep.
She desperately needed a nap today too. It didn't happen.
She hasn't wanted to eat any food because "My tummy is hurting, and needs a band-aid" (her tummy really isn't hurting.... she is just obsessed with band-aids).
Seriously... this child went on handing me pickles, all day long.
Nothing you can say will phase this child either. No threat is a real concern of hers. All punishments handed down such as timeouts, no treats, etc... doesn't bother her one bit. She just gets out of time out (over and over and over, no matter how many times you put her in it), or if it's no treats, then she will (when you are in the bathroom... or somewhere that you can't get to her quickly) move a kitchen chair over to the counters, climb up on the counters and get whatever she wants.... and then hides until the treat is devoured. She will then bring you the wrapper and gloat. And if you try to force that child to do anything, she wiggles, squirms, screams, and basically pops a blood vessel just to get out of doing whatever it is you are trying to make her do. I just don't know what to do with that child. We are trying not to spank, but holy cow does that kid want to become the poster child for someone who NEEDS a good swat... and even when we do give in to our weaknesses and spank her... she hits you right back.
When she is having a good day, she is the best kid ever. She is a delight! She is cuddly, charming, and full of cheese-ball smiles. On her bad days... she is Dennis the Menace - X 300.
Basically, my child was a little Gherkin today... well the whole week... if we really want to get into specifics.
Hopefully tomorrow won't be handing out more pickles.
I don't know if I can handle anymore.